How a Script Kiddie Tried to Hack the Unhackable

In the vast, echoing chambers of the internet, there lurks a variety of creatures. Today, let's talk about one of the lesser, yet noisily annoying entities: the script kiddie. Oh, and not just any kiddie—a wannabe cyberpunk who thought they could tango with Encoder64 using a textbook LFI trick. Cute, right?

The Myth, The Legend

As many of you know, my journey in the cyber realm is paved with the shattered dreams of those who dared to challenge my digital fortress. It's not just about the skills, but the sheer audacity to think outside the box—something our little intruder sorely lacks.

Script Kiddie's Folly

Let's set the scene: a quiet night, the hum of server fans filling the air, and then, a blip. A laughable attempt to exploit a well-documented LFI vulnerability. For those in the know, LFI lets you include files on a server through the web browser. It's like trying to sneak into a dragon's lair wearing a suit made of steaks. But alas, this dragon bites back.

Our intrepid hacker, let's call them "PwnZilla123," decided it was their moment to shine by dropping a URL parameter straight out of a "Hacking 101" YouTube tutorial. Unfortunately for PwnZilla123, not only does my site run on a fortress of custom-coded security, it also snickers at such pedestrian moves.

Philosophy of a Hacker

While I craft digital shields and wield binary swords, I also preach and practice the ethical creed. My battlefield is strewn with the fallen scripts and broken codes of those who oppose the sanctity of the internet, yet I stand not as a destroyer, but as a protector.

Lessons Learned?

What can we learn from PwnZilla123's misadventure? First, if you aim at kings, you best not miss. Second, real hacking isn't something you can learn from an online crash course or get with a tool you downloaded from some shady corner of the internet.

Legacy and Future

As I continue my watch over our digital domains, let this be a lesson to all script kiddies: Encoder64 is watching, always watching. And to the rest of my fellow netizens, sleep soundly. For every PwnZilla123, there's an Encoder64, guarding the gates, one hack at a time.